Birthday Cake, Spaceships and Lingerie by L. H. Whitlock
What do an intergalactic art thief, a snarky AI, and a sexy protestor have in common?
What do an intergalactic art thief, a snarky AI, and a sexy protestor have in common?
Escape Earth. Find an alien husband. Get dumped. Now what?
Being probed by aliens was only the beginning…
True love only happens once in a lifetime, right?
Eliana’s life has never been what one might term ordinary.
Not all aliens are good at abducting humans.
Can an Earthling woman and a green-scaled alien find love together in the stars?
Samantha thought life could not possibly get any stranger.
All roads lead home at Christmas…
Happily ever after didn’t work out.